“Have you ever thought about how Santa feels when he goes through all that trouble just to bring us a few hours of joy? I mean, he does work all year around for a few hours of satisfaction and then goes back to work right after that because we demand him to do it… thinking of it, have you ever thought how overpopulation is affecting his schedule and the work environment for those poor little elves?! I mean… they do all the hard work… do they get minimum wage? Is there a pension plan in place for them? Do Elves even get older or what? I imagine they might get sick every once in a while… do the get sick days or have some sort of medical insurance? Does it cover dental? ‘Cause I mean… all that candy…
The point is: we thought about all this and the result of that thought process is an unfiltered stream of consciousness from the big guy in red himself aka Santa Baby.
Don’t take it too seriously though… or do if you want, it’s up to you! Just know that we made it because, looking at how the world is going right now, we thought that these were words that really needed to be said. And we also hope you’ll enjoy it.
But that goes without saying
(but we said it nevertheless).”